function wpb_rand_posts() { $args = array( 'post_type' => 'post', 'orderby' => 'rand', 'posts_per_page' => 5, ); $the_query = new WP_Query( $args ); if ( $the_query->have_posts() ) { $string .= '

'. get_the_title() .'

'; /* Restore original Post Data */ wp_reset_postdata(); } else { $string .= 'no posts found'; } return $string; } add_shortcode('wpb-random-posts','wpb_rand_posts'); add_filter('widget_text', 'do_shortcode');

A candle this high

The title is the correct answer to the popular high school riddle, “Do you know what burns my ass?”

When the person being questioned replies “No, what?”, the questioner provides the correct answer, demonstrating by holding out one hand, palm down, at hip level.