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Punishment

Both sons in the back seat
south on the Parkway
to the Shore for the day
they’ve been fighting all morning.

They are
getting to me.
Knock it off, I say or I’m
turning this car around.

Born five years apart,
they laugh and egg each other on.
They do not knock it off, and I,
I am sick of it, I’ve had it.

Next exit Irvington.
I take the exit
then a left, then another.

Now we’re back on the Parkway
this time headed
back north.

Now the sound
of someone weeping.

It’s my wife.