function wpb_rand_posts() { $args = array( 'post_type' => 'post', 'orderby' => 'rand', 'posts_per_page' => 5, ); $the_query = new WP_Query( $args ); if ( $the_query->have_posts() ) { $string .= '

'. get_the_title() .'

'; /* Restore original Post Data */ wp_reset_postdata(); } else { $string .= 'no posts found'; } return $string; } add_shortcode('wpb-random-posts','wpb_rand_posts'); add_filter('widget_text', 'do_shortcode');

Garfield (not the President)

…but Garfield the cat. Someone asked me if I read Garfield; I said that sometimes when I’m reading the comic page in the morning, I’ll read the first panel, but then I realize I’m reading Garfield.