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Oh, come on!

“A 24-year-old Barnegat man was driving with a blood alcohol level over the legal limit when he crashed his car in Stafford last month, killing a man in the passenger seat, authorities said.“

Not to blame the victim here, but if you go out riding with somebody that’s drunk, put your damn seatbelt on. That goes for people in the back, too.