function wpb_rand_posts() { $args = array( 'post_type' => 'post', 'orderby' => 'rand', 'posts_per_page' => 5, ); $the_query = new WP_Query( $args ); if ( $the_query->have_posts() ) { $string .= ''; /* Restore original Post Data */ wp_reset_postdata(); } else { $string .= 'no posts found'; } return $string; } add_shortcode('wpb-random-posts','wpb_rand_posts'); add_filter('widget_text', 'do_shortcode');

Progress

47 pontiac
39 merc
49 merc
51 chevy
51 lincoln
57 pontiac

one had a choke
one was big and steady
one threw a rod on the garden state
one had no first gear
one bore kittens

one got new spark plugs
one got a tape deck
one got slippy seat covers
one got seat belts
one got seat cancer

we bargained for junkyard tires
we fixed our own flats
we patched blown mufflers
we sent oil down the storm drain
we didn’t know better


Apologies and thanks to Raymond Carver for the mostly subconscious influence of his poem “The Car”, copy here. My favorite of his long list of troubled cars? “The car that left the restaurant without paying.”

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